Okay. I tried to dump him last month but I guess the bulk trash truck driver thought the guy should have a second chance. He lay there in the gutter for a month in front of my house but no one gave him the time of day.
A couple of days ago, he was finally picked up and shipped off. Good riddance too. He was starting to emit strange odors.
Sad, really. He used to be such a softy. Now he's just a stiff.
"Alas, poor Dummy, I knew him once."
Ah, well. Ships passing in the night and all that. Farewell!