Facebook is planning to start scanning your brain for private information through your computer monitor. To stop this from happening, go to Kitchen -> Cabinets -> Right hand drawer -> then REMOVE the box that says "Aluminum Foil". Then wrap all foil around your head.
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Well, I didn't think I wanted the whole roll wrapped around my head - it just says "overkill" to me.
I came up with design that is much more efficient, less wasteful, AND more stylish. And it's recyclable!
Now it's your turn. Post your foil hat on your blog and put a link in the comments so we can all see your industrial millinery!