My five year old was delaying going to bed. Again.
He stopped me in the hallway and said:
"This girl at school, I think she has blonde hair but I don't know, well I said to her, 'will you marry me?' and she said, 'uh huh', that means yes."
I asked, "You asked her to marry you?"
He said, "Uh huh."
I said, "I think you're a little too young to get married."
He said, "Well I am."
I bit my lower lip. "So what are you going to do?"
"Wait till I grow up."
Sounds good to me kid.