...you are minding your own business in the bathroom, just taking care of necessary functions on the throne when you hear something that sounds like a faint drip of water on the floor behind you.
You think, "Has the toilet tank sprung a leak?"
And you look down to your left and
a furry, dark brown blur with a tail skitters on by you, slams into the wall and then darts out the door lickety split!
A loud yelp escapes your lips and you are grateful you are where you are, because after all, if you have to have a panicked loss of abdominal control, it might as well be right there where you're sitting.
And then the frenzied cleaning and searching begins.....