Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Status Quote Tuesday: Where do people get this stuff?

CAGirl

It's time to link up with CA Girl again. Those Status quotes that have you rolling on the floor can be immortalized outside Facebook. (Names removed to protect...somebody.)

Ugh, you offer someone a sincere compliment on their moustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore...

"It's not a problem if it can be fixed with money, it's an inconvenience". Probably should just move this up to mantra level.

Advices all the young people "DO NOT GROW UP" ITS A TRAP!

The hobbit you just called fat? He's skipping 2nd breakfast. The dwarf woman you called ugly? She spends hours braiding her beard so you can differentiate her from a dwarf man. The Uruk-Hai you just killed? He's been abused by Saruman. See that Gollum creature with the gangly limbs & large eyes? For 500 years the Ring poisoned his mind. That Elf you just made fun of for crying? She just lost her wizard friend to a Balrog. Repost this if you're against bullying in Middle-Earth

Please copy and paste this to your status, even only for a few minutes, if you know someone who is alive today because you couldn't afford a hitman.

Lesson for the day- don't pass judgement until you know you yourself have not tucked your skirt into you underwear

shot my first turkey today. I think it freaked out some of the old ladies in the frozen food section

If the shoe fits, buy it in every color! :D



And that's the way it was. Have a good day!

3 comments:

Emmy said...

Lol! The turkey one totally caught me off guard- too funny. Not sure if I ever disliked someone enough to hire a hit-man :)

Lourie said...

The shoe one is for me! hahaha. I want to shoot a turkey now. hahaha.

Mom of 12 said...

Love the shoe idea...I need to tell it to my sweetie. He is the WORST to buy shoes.
Sandy