It's time to link up with CA Girl again. Those Status quotes that have you rolling on the floor can be immortalized outside Facebook. (Names removed to protect...somebody.)
Ugh, you offer someone a sincere compliment on their moustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore...
"It's not a problem if it can be fixed with money, it's an inconvenience". Probably should just move this up to mantra level.
Advices all the young people "DO NOT GROW UP" ITS A TRAP!
The hobbit you just called fat? He's skipping 2nd breakfast. The dwarf woman you called ugly? She spends hours braiding her beard so you can differentiate her from a dwarf man. The Uruk-Hai you just killed? He's been abused by Saruman. See that Gollum creature with the gangly limbs & large eyes? For 500 years the Ring poisoned his mind. That Elf you just made fun of for crying? She just lost her wizard friend to a Balrog. Repost this if you're against bullying in Middle-Earth
Please copy and paste this to your status, even only for a few minutes, if you know someone who is alive today because you couldn't afford a hitman.
Lesson for the day- don't pass judgement until you know you yourself have not tucked your skirt into you underwear
shot my first turkey today. I think it freaked out some of the old ladies in the frozen food section
If the shoe fits, buy it in every color! :D
And that's the way it was. Have a good day!