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Putting the toilet paper on the holder WON'T give you brain damage!
Seminary makes me hungry. This is not good. (From a seminary teacher)
Given enough glue sticks, I could rule the world
Hot cookies for breakfast- yum (Amen!)
"That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off." :) (See, I don't have that problem.)