My five year old calls it "ba-zookeeny". Bazookeeny. Bazooka!
Ba-zucchini, I'm a weenie
My legs feel like linquine
Nature is so meany
To grow so much zucchini!
I should my house be cleaning
but I'm shredding more zucchini
For baking bread and 'cchini cookies
Looking through all the cook bookies
For more ways to cook zucchini!
No, that ain't wronga!
With cheese and meat
I'm feeling stronga!
Now that I've gone from prose to verse,
You see that's really bad to worse.
Thank you! Thank you! Don't forget to tip your waiters, I'm here all week!