What my five year old said today...
"Mom! I have love in my heart. That means I can love you! That's how Jesus does." (Oh, good! He actually does pay attention at church.)
"Mom, don't bother my life." (Whoa.)
"Don't call me sweetieboy or I not love you." (Okay fine, I won't call you that. To your face.)
"School is better than church. Church is boring." (I know, honey. I still sometimes think it's boring myself, but we go anyway.)