Tuesday, January 11, 2011

The Status Quote: And you thought we were done with Christmas

CAGirl


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Now on to some anonymous FB statuses (status', status's?) I've been collecting.

It kind of looks like a big elf threw up in my living room. But that's how we decorate in this house and I like it!

Joy to the world the Barneys dead they BBQd his head!! Dont worry about his body they flushed it down the potty and round and round it goes......ha ha ha I LOVE Christmas songs!!!

I AM TOTALLY FREAKING OUT HERE ! ! ! !

Just totally busted little man getting into the presents. Santa might be bringing coal this year.

There are three ways to get something done:
1. Do it yourself.
2. Hire someone to do it for you.
3. Forbid your kids to do it.

"'If he be Mr. Hyde,' he had thought, 'I shall be Mr. Seek.'" C'mon, Robert Louis Stevenson. Couldn't you have come up with a better pun than that one?

Like this status if you know someone who is only alive because you dont want to go to jail for murder! :/ lol

4 comments:

Lourie said...

Totally LIKE that last one! hahaha. All are funny, but that one is good. :P

Emmy said...

Love the three ways to get something done, so so true!

Imaginative Me said...

hahahahahah that last one is a riot!!!

Leah Killian said...

That last one is priceless!!!