Monday, November 1, 2010

Pumpkin psychoanalysis

Classic codependency

Well-adjusted, cheery personality despite need for a nose job.

Excellent listener; ears twice as big as the mouth.

Passive-aggressive tendencies.

Optimistic - sees more potential than most.

Anger management issues.

Manipulative sociopath.

A danger to himself and others. Immediate inpatient therapy needed.


Mom said...

Hilarious! Not your garden variety pumpkins!

Lourie said...

I love those pumpkins! I am partial to the sociopath. No reason. :P