Dear Credit Score Companies:
Please remit $15.00 in royalties for the use of my name and information for your profit. Please remit an additional $20.00 for not giving me credit because as the SAHM of the house I don't earn the paycheck but I make sure the bills get paid on time. Also remit $50.00 for assuming that you have the right to tell complete strangers that I should be offered credit cards I don't want.
Total fee for one calendar year = $85.00.
Warning: Failure to pay will result in referral of your account to a collection agency. You agree to pay all court costs and attorney fees.