My almost four year old has a new excuse for everything he doesn't want to do.
"I' may me si" (It'll make me sick.)
When he doesn't want to get off the bus when he gets home from preschool;
"No, I not want go home, it make me sick!"
When he didn't want to stay in bed this morning;
"No, I not want go back to bed, I be sick!"
To which I replied, "You're becoming a little hypochondriac, aren't you."
And he said, "No, it make me sick."
My point exactly.