In the last week I have:
Prepared a pan of chicken and instead of putting it in the oven, I put it in the fridge, where it wasn't discovered until two hours later when I opened the oven and was surprised to see no chicken.
I purchased a DVD thinking that I didn't have it in my collection and it was on sale so woohoo! Only to find that I actually DID have that DVD already. Fortunately I have not opened the new one at all, so maybe it could be exchanged.
I have been reminded by children (my own) that I said I would do something in the morning and then still not done it by dinnertime. And I'm the one that is yelling at them to not forget to turn in their homework, or finish their chores on time, or to lock their bicycles up before dark. (Watch them cough, "HYP-ocrite")
Raced to dress my 12 year old daughter when her youth group advisor showed up at the door to take her to a nice dressup event and all we'd done was clean house that morning. My daughter said, "you lost track of the time". I retorted, "so did you, you wanted to go to this thing, now here take my knee-highs, quick!"
I HAVE NOT:
Left a child somewhere wondering where mommy went - yet.
Left my hot chocolate on top of my car and driven four blocks before seeing it fall to the ground in my rear view mirror - and not likely to but I've heard this happens to other people that buy coffee.
Locked my keys in the car - this week.
Dropped my kids off at a different ward's Primary activity - this year.
I think I'm in trouble. I haven't hit 4 0 yet. No one tells me this gets better either.