Tuesday, July 28, 2009

HEAT WAVE!

104 yesterday, 105 or more today, same thing tomorrow.

I don't like it.

I'm considering:

1. Buying a gallon of sunscreen and hanging out at the apartment pool all day long

2. Taking a cold-as-I-can-get-it shower every hour.

3. Drilling a peephole in the fridge, taking all the food and shelves out and hiding in there for the rest of the day

4. Sticking ice cubes in my underwear

5. Cashing out my husband's 401k and flying to Antarctica in my swimsuit.

3 comments:

Pam said...

Well you got a good laugh from your Dad when he read number 3!!!
How much would a window cooler cost?

Sarah Bishop Jackson said...

One thing that helps if you don't have a swamp cooler or a/c is having a lot of fans going moving the air around. With all the air moving you can mist yourself and the evaporating water makes you cooler.

Ginny said...

I am with you this heat. We cannot keep our house cool. It drives me crazy.